This morning in bed when I went to hug my fiance my hand was a little too low. I was half asleep and thought his belly felt kinda weird so I started grabbing it more to figure out what it was. Turns out he was pitching a tent. I laughed, smacked his junk and went back to bed.
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I have a guy friend who I have known since he first came to america when he was adopted (11 years) and when we were young he, every other week would state that I was his girlfriend and what not... We were like six. I got annoyed and so I told my mom who told his mom and so from all around he was being told what a big "No-no" that was. And ever since then we have been awesome friends. But, as fate wold have it, last April he came up to me and was all like "Guess what?!?! I got a girlfriend" And at that moment, looking into his multi-coloured eyes, I felt a twinge of jelousy. Immidiately, I got frustraited at myself. But as time when on... It got worse and worse... And just recently he and his girlfriend broke up... I dont want to ruin our friendship but my heart aches everytime he talkes about his ex or how great a friend I am while Im feeling like this. Now he has turned into a hug-a-holic and hugs just about everyone, you know like a friend hug, and everytime he hugs me my heart skips a beat and I fall more
I'm so fat that when I walk down the stairs I feel my tits bounce.i'm a Guy
Last winter: Me: I'm cold... Best guy friend: Well I'm not giving you my jacket, I'm cold too! Me: I didn't ask for your jacket. A few weeks later at a party: My female friend: I'm cold... Best guy friend: Do you want my jacket? My female friend: Nah, I'm good. what a jerk. DX (note: I did have a crush on him, at the time)
I think I might be crazy, but crazy people aren't and can't be aware of their insanity so I can't be insane. But if I believe that then wouldn't I be unaware of my insanity? I'm terribly confused with how this works.