One day, I was waiting for my friend to go shopping so I decided to walk around and wait for her at a clothing store. Then my stomach suddenly didn't feel good and I really had to use the bathroom. I really couldn't hold it and I was near unattended fitting rooms... so went into one and took a dump on the fitting room seat. I rushed out after taking care of...uh... business. I went on the rest of the day as if nothing happened.
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Some big intimidating guy was about to fight me at a club. Now i'm a small Indian guy and I can't fight but I have this technique I use against guys I know I can't take. While the guy was mouthing off in my face I smacked his face really hard which makes him think wtf just happened. This gives me enough time to crouch down, upper cut his balls, and Jet the f*** out before he recovers.
This guy took me on a dinner date at this expensive restaurant in the city. He left a $200 tip (probably to impress me) and I though he was crazy so I grabbed a few twenties on our way out when no one was looking. I used it towards a pair of Aldos.
In college I once snuck into an empty class room, hooked up my xbox and played MVC2 on the projector.
While roaming around my college halls I found one of those large gray bins that the janitor uses to move heavy equipment around. I decided to get in and have my friend push me through the halls. A security guard saw us and started chasing us so my friend started pushing faster. The bin tipped over and I rolled out. We managed to escape.
My period came early when I was hanging out with friends. I was sitting down and the blood seeped to the back of my pants. My friends were all guys and I was embarrassed to tell them but I was desperate so told one of them. He was such a sweetheart! He tied his shirt around my waist to cover it up until I got home. When I got home I tried to give him his shirt back but he didn't want it lol.
I like to get my girl in the mood for some late night "coffee" by getting naked and only wearing a pair of plastic glasses with missing lenses. Once she sees my magnificent body I proceed with a luring mating dance which she can't resist. Eventually she gives in and calls me over to bed. Works every time.
The only reason I go to my friends house is because of her hot older brother. I stay up until 12:00 so does he and we make out and go to his room and have sex. (Comment if this is wrong.)
I love having sex with my boyfriend at the beach! We've done it in the water a few times.
I have a huge thing for nerds. Not like the fat ones that spend all their time playing WOW, but the adorable ones that are like human computers, wear glasses, and use nerdy, but sexy pick up lines.