One day, I was waiting for my friend to go shopping so I decided to walk around and wait for her at a clothing store. Then my stomach suddenly didn't feel good and I really had to use the bathroom. I really couldn't hold it and I was near unattended fitting rooms... so went into one and took a dump on the fitting room seat. I rushed out after taking care of...uh... business. I went on the rest of the day as if nothing happened.
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My sons had a pet bunny that we were going to get rid of because it pooped all over the apartment but me and my husband decided to cook it instead. we told our kids we sold it.
I sometimes go for Weeks with dirty underwear because i'm to lazy or busy to wash them. My longest streak is almost 3 Weeks
I like to pick my nose and then stick my finger in my cousins mouth just for the hell of it.
I wuz eating a sammich naked and the cheese fell on my bush . I LOOOVE cheese so I picked it up cleaned it and put it back in the sandwich and ate it
This morning I dropped my boyfriends toothbrush in the toilet and didnt tell hiim. muahahahaha
so... i have this obsession with my acne. I use a needle to pick the stuff out of my blackheads... and then i eat it D:
My 4 year old niece caught me playing Max Payne 3 just after a big gun-fight. Through her eyes, it must have been terrible: bodies everywhere, blood stains on all the walls. She has a (bad) tendency to treat the things I say as God's Truth. She asks me what I am playing, I tell her this cop (Max Payne) is investigating this horrible murder! She asks who did this? I say it was Twilight Sparkle from My Little Ponies Big Eyes I really hope I am not there when my Sister-in-Law puts on her favorite cartoon and she starts crying... This is not the first time I have done something like this... Is it wrong to enjoy crushing innocence?
The only reason I go to my friends house is because of her hot older brother. I stay up until 12:00 so does he and we make out and go to his room and have sex. (Comment if this is wrong.)
I have to confess I f***ed my best friend twice next to her sleeping daughter who was only inches away from us. Even though we were getting kind of rough and shaking the bed, her daughter did not wake up. It was pretty awesome.