My stupid brother took my credit card info and went on an online shopping spree. I found out when I received my bill at the end of the month. I was very upset at him, but I dealt with him in a calm and rational manner. I threw his laptop in a bucket of water then dried it off with a towel and my blow dryer. That prick spent hours trying to figure why it wouldn't turn on.
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When I was a kid my mom had a large tree like plant in the house. I would pee on the dirt just so that I didn't miss a moment of my fav Saturday morning cartoons. I also buried my pet hamster in there. She eventually caught me peeing on the plant. I confessed about the hamster years later and she called me crazy. I was just doing what kids do.
My friend loves making jello in all kinds of different shaped cups. We started talking about all kinds of other crazy things to make jello in and I thought of a BRILLIANT IDEAAA! Why not make jello in an actual toilet bowl?!! One weekend when no one was at his house we decided to make it! We scrubbed the heck out of the toilet (poop water es no bueno for jello), made the jello "broth", added ice to it and then left it in the fridge for a bit. While the jello cooled we rolled in his portable ac and blasted the bathroom with cold air. When the bathroom was freezing we dumped a bunch of ice in the toilet, poured the jello broth in, and pointed the ac at the toilet hole. We were laughing our asses off the whole time. We started playing video games to prevent thinking about the jello and opening the door. It looked like it was working but then his dad came in and saw it and yelled at us saying wtf were we thinking. I got kicked out of
I was at a restaurant with my friends and there was this annoyingly loud table near us. They were sitting near the window area. after we left I went to the window and pretended to use the glass' refection to remove food stuck in my teeth. then I pretended to check out my a**, making sure to exaggerate and point my a** in their direction. They got so annoyed. I flipped the bird and walked.
Some big intimidating guy was about to fight me at a club. Now i'm a small Indian guy and I can't fight but I have this technique I use against guys I know I can't take. While the guy was mouthing off in my face I smacked his face really hard which makes him think wtf just happened. This gives me enough time to crouch down, upper cut his balls, and Jet the f*** out before he recovers.