When I was in fourth grade the teachers were lining us up for recess and I was swinging my arm. Then I doing faster and faster then I hit something I turned around and saw I hit my crush in the balls! He said," thanks a lot my balls are hurting thanks to you," Today people tell me "nice way of getting a guy,"
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The other day in Spanish (5th grade), our teacher said we had to speak in Spanish for anything we said or some stupid consequence. My friend, Ana didn't get a question on a worksheet right. That's why we went up to the teacher and I said "Ana y embarasada," or something like that. The teacher gave us a confused look and he wrote on the board that embarasada means pregnant. Everyone laughed. Poor teacher. Poor me. Poor (not really pregnant) Ana!
At school, changing after PE, my friends and I went into the bathroom stalls. We all had to go. When I pulled down my pants, I nearly FREAKED when I saw blood all over my pants. I forgot to put on a tampon when we played dodgeball and the blood had dripped everywhere. I also forgot my purse and my friends had no pads. I had to buy one of those pads from like a vending machine in the ladies room. Luckily, no stain from the outside of my pants.
Once I was at a water park and in one of those baby floaties in the wave pool with my cousins, and once the big wave came I hit my head really hard on the floor of the pool and cried and yelled in front of all those people.
I just sharted on myself and it sucks pretty bad