One day, I was waiting for my friend to go shopping so I decided to walk around and wait for her at a clothing store. Then my stomach suddenly didn't feel good and I really had to use the bathroom. I really couldn't hold it and I was near unattended fitting rooms... so went into one and took a dump on the fitting room seat. I rushed out after taking care of...uh... business. I went on the rest of the day as if nothing happened.
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Some big intimidating guy was about to fight me at a club. Now i'm a small Indian guy and I can't fight but I have this technique I use against guys I know I can't take. While the guy was mouthing off in my face I smacked his face really hard which makes him think wtf just happened. This gives me enough time to crouch down, upper cut his balls, and Jet the f*** out before he recovers.
This guy took me on a dinner date at this expensive restaurant in the city. He left a $200 tip (probably to impress me) and I though he was crazy so I grabbed a few twenties on our way out when no one was looking. I used it towards a pair of Aldos.
In college I once snuck into an empty class room, hooked up my xbox and played MVC2 on the projector.
While roaming around my college halls I found one of those large gray bins that the janitor uses to move heavy equipment around. I decided to get in and have my friend push me through the halls. A security guard saw us and started chasing us so my friend started pushing faster. The bin tipped over and I rolled out. We managed to escape.