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One day, I was waiting for my friend to go shopping so I decided to walk around and wait for her at a clothing store. Then my stomach suddenly didn't feel good and I really had to use the bathroom. I really couldn't hold it and I was near unattended fitting rooms... so went into one and took a dump on the fitting room seat. I rushed out after taking care of...uh... business. I went on the rest of the day as if nothing happened.

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May 11, 2012
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My fat ex use to fart around me all the time. He would stand next to me while I watch tv or pass by me and let one rip and then smile as he walked away. One day during winter we were in bed under a bunch of sheets. I heard him fart one of those long and hot farts and he said "muahaha" so I quickly got up and put the sheets over his head and held him under his atomic fart and told him "muahaha that, b**ch!". He begged for mercy but I had enough of his smelly a**!

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May 20, 2012
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One time I was doing the deed with my man and ACCIDENTALLY let a silent fart out... I didn't think he smelled it.. but then he stopped and grabbed air freshener and sprayed my bum with it! RUDE!

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May 12, 2012
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I was shopping at home depot and asked an employee where I could find a pair of ear protectors to reduce the noise level for days that I work at home. The guys asked me If I had a loud machine. I wanted to say... yeah my wife, but she was standing next to me.

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May 06, 2012
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Some big intimidating guy was about to fight me at a club. Now i'm a small Indian guy and I can't fight but I have this technique I use against guys I know I can't take. While the guy was mouthing off in my face I smacked his face really hard which makes him think wtf just happened. This gives me enough time to crouch down, upper cut his balls, and Jet the f*** out before he recovers.

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