My fat ex use to fart around me all the time. He would stand next to me while I watch tv or pass by me and let one rip and then smile as he walked away. One day during winter we were in bed under a bunch of sheets. I heard him fart one of those long and hot farts and he said "muahaha" so I quickly got up and put the sheets over his head and held him under his atomic fart and told him "muahaha that, b**ch!". He begged for mercy but I had enough of his smelly a**!
Some big intimidating guy was about to fight me at a club. Now i'm a small Indian guy and I can't fight but I have this technique I use against guys I know I can't take. While the guy was mouthing off in my face I smacked his face really hard which makes him think wtf just happened. This gives me enough time to crouch down, upper cut his balls, and Jet the f*** out before he recovers.
One Thanksgiving two of my cousins slept over my place. We were up late like around 2am, but one of them couldn't stay awake. Me and the cousin that stayed up got bored so we started messing with the one that fell asleep. We tried to make him pee on himself by putting his hand in water. Didn't work so we got creative. We tied his finger to his wiener then tickled his nose till he tried to scratch the itch on his nose causing him to yank on his penis hahaha.
