I was shopping at home depot and asked an employee where I could find a pair of ear protectors to reduce the noise level for days that I work at home. The guys asked me If I had a loud machine. I wanted to say... yeah my wife, but she was standing next to me.
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My Boss asked me to clean his teenage son's laptop one day. When I went through his files I found a couple video clips of fully naked guys doing... things. I never had the heart to tell my boss that his son could be pitching for the other team.
I while ago, I tortured this horny little asian friend at devry college. During computer class, I sat a couple rows behind him. One day I decided to play a prank on him by pretending I was some hot horny girl sending him instant messages from inside the same classroom! He fell for it! He would look around the room to see if he could find the "horny hot chick that was into him and his big cheeks". I was trying so hard not to laugh because he looked excited like a puppy wagging his tail. The plan kinda backfired on me towards the end cuz he got way too comfortable and told me things that I really didn't need to know.
One Thanksgiving two of my cousins slept over my place. We were up late like around 2am, but one of them couldn't stay awake. Me and the cousin that stayed up got bored so we started messing with the one that fell asleep. We tried to make him pee on himself by putting his hand in water. Didn't work so we got creative. We tied his finger to his wiener then tickled his nose till he tried to scratch the itch on his nose causing him to yank on his penis hahaha.
I never liked using public bathrooms when I was younger. One time in Jr highschool I couldn't hold it in so I snuck out to take a dump at home. I ended up shitting my pants FOUR freakin blocks away from home! It ran down my legs onto my shoe! Every step I took caused chunks and bits to fall and I could feel it touch my legs on the way down. lol, a big piece came out and landed on the front of one shoe and I kicked it off. Luckily no one saw anything since the streets were pretty empty at that hour.