My martial arts instructor wore these very small shorts. He was crouched in front of me talking to the guys next to me. I saw that there was some kind of tumor like skin sac coming out of the shorts. I stared at it wondering what it was. Then I realized I had been staring at one of his testicles the whole time!
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I was shopping at home depot and asked an employee where I could find a pair of ear protectors to reduce the noise level for days that I work at home. The guys asked me If I had a loud machine. I wanted to say... yeah my wife, but she was standing next to me.
When I was a teen my grandpa would babysit me and my brother. One of those times he asked me and my bro about porn and how at our age we must know about some good porn video on cable. I looked at my brother and he looked back at me with a look that said "did he just say what I think he said?" We decided to pop out the illegal box and ended up putting some porn. One of the weirdest and most awkward moment in my life. Vote awesome if you can relate.
My fat ex use to fart around me all the time. He would stand next to me while I watch tv or pass by me and let one rip and then smile as he walked away. One day during winter we were in bed under a bunch of sheets. I heard him fart one of those long and hot farts and he said "muahaha" so I quickly got up and put the sheets over his head and held him under his atomic fart and told him "muahaha that, b**ch!". He begged for mercy but I had enough of his smelly a**!
When I woke up yesterday morning the bone behind my left butt cheek was hurting really bad. I asked my girlfriend if she accidentally kneed me in the butt the night before. She responded with "no it wasn't me. Aliens must have come down and anal probed you last night." That day I couldn't bend over or walk without crying in pain. She just laugh at me the whole day.