I was walking around st marks one saturday night. In the distance I saw some cute lady in a dress squatting down near some building. As I got closer I started to check out her legs (Im a guy, sue me). I didn't think about why she was squatting until after I passed by her. I noticed she looked embarrassed and she was sorta squirming while crouched. I never found out what exactly happened. She either drank too much and was peeing in the street or she had diarrhea. It might have been the runs since she didn't look drunk. That would also explain all the wiggling and squirming.